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Boss Hog hired him to do one thing: ring the bell and tell the Mob it’s time to eat.

He’s since appointed himself head of security, portion control, and employee of the month. Boss Hog hasn’t approved any of this.

The bell gets everyone to the cook shack. The ladle settles arguments about who was there first.

Someone once complained that Boss Hog’s stew tasted funny. Smasha took their bowl, finished it, and charged them for another.

He gets paid in leftovers. There haven’t been any leftovers since he started. Boss Hog is looking into it.

Welcome to GrimSpoil. Keep your bowl out and your opinions to yourself. 🥣